Ducky’s Note: If the title is lost on you, you have probably missed the greatest sensation that was ever generated this side of the Arabian Sea. Even that side of the Atlantic has heard of it.
As much comedy as the John-Terry-on-cigarette-packet incident has afforded to all of us, there are two factual inconsistencies in the whole episode. First, John Terry would never let himself be caught shirtless in the act. Two, John Terry wouldn’t smoke. Smoking is bad for lung capacity. And hence athleticism. And hence professional sport.
If you think about it, it can be bloody hard work being a professional footballer. Most of the time, yo...