Before I launch into not writing the preview of a game that is barely 8 hours away at the time this is published, I’d like to say What the whaaaaat?
The purple is to make sure the extent of shock is clear. The girl is incidental. Really.
It was ok when Henry lumbered on against Leeds (don’t get all self-righteous-Arsenal fan on me now, you know he looked slower. And ‘chubbier’) and scored from the loveliest ball that Song must have played in his career. It was also ok when Scholes continued the Story of the Comebacks by turning up at the right place at the right time to break the deadlock against Bolton. That’s a...