“I think even I should go back and play”- Carlton Palmer is now pondering over a comeback after hearing about Scholes and Henry
. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go home and have a heart attack.”- Andy Carroll after scoring a goal.
“Oo-Oo-Ah-Ahaaaa” -No, this is not an orgasm, it was Carlos Tevez talking to the press about going to AC Milan
“I want a bottle of strawberry syrup before every match”- Demba Ba asks for a revised deal after kicking Manchester United’s arse
The English premier league never ceases to amuse me. It’s got lots of drama, a few racists and some good football. ...