A manager’s sacking results in reactions laughable in their predictability; tweets in all capitals about the news, hastily penned epitaphs and obituaries, both glowing and vitriolic, Sky Sports News launching their jism all over cyberspace in an eagerness to dissect every facet of the departure, et cetera and more tedious et cetera. BigFourZa’s Irreverent Reporter(IR)© turned his nose up at all this pitiable market-mongering; he knew none of this was the real truth. The real truth stimulates, not nauseates. He scuttled off to find said truth.
An unnamed source (we shall call him Zaphod Beeblebrox, for kicks) drops in a whisper of all not bein...