• Hit F5 for the latest or select our auto-refresh button below• Keep up with match stats for Real Madrid v Apoel Nicosia• And email your thoughts to paul.doyle@guardian.co.ukPremable:Every day brings dangerous assumptions. The people you buy food from have impeccable hygiene standards and no grudges. There will be no reason for you to remove your trousers in the workplace. Chelsea are as good as through to the semi-finals of the Champions League (and as good as beaten by Barcelona). These are not statements on which to place too much reliance (or money). You should still wash your food. You should still replace your underpants every morning...