As TheChels’ token female features writer, I think it only right and proper that I should have my say on Linogate©. (I am claiming the copyright as I don’t think anyone else has used it yet).
I’ll start by saying I liked the editor’s suggestion that Richard Keys should be waxed to death. That should inflict sufficient pain as to teach him a proper lesson.
Now; ‘Banter’ – It’s a word that can hide a multitude of sins. So much abuse that can be hidden under a simple two syllable word.
Want to suggest that Sol Campbell is a homosexual with AIDS? It’s only banter! Want to sing a song about Spurs being on their way to...